Free Comedy Answering Machine wav sound files to download. Replacement answer machine message wav sound files.

Answer 01 wav Size 77kb Bob the burglar. The owner isn't home right now...

Answer 02 wav Size 53kb Fluffy the kitten. This answering machine is wired...

Answer 03 wav Size 79kb Presidential chat line. One on one hot talk...

Answer 04 wav Size 54kb Bugsy. Oh hello, there is nobody home right now...

Answer 05 wav Size 41kb Message for the dog. Hi, I'm not here, please leave...

Answer 06 wav Size 48kb Message for the cat. Hi, I'm not able to come to the...

Answer 07 wav Size 23kb Suicide. Don't bother leaving your name and number...

Answer 08 wav Size 84kb Queen. Bohemian Rhapsody (sounds like)...

Answer 09 wav Size 70kb The Queen. Her Royal Majesty...

Answer 10 wav Size 51kb Barbershop Quartet. Oh I wish we could stop and...

Answer 11 wav Size 63kb The Maid. Hello luv, mr and mrs can't come to the...

Answer 12 wav Size 38kb You Dare. I beg your pardon, do you dare accost me...

Answer 13 wav Size 51kb Mission Impossible. Hello caller, your mission should...

Answer 14 wav Size 53kb Classy Lady. Shut up I'm on the phone...

Answer 15 wav Size 67kb Fred Flintstone. Listen you rock head...

Answer 16 wav Size 48kb Austin Powers. Like no ones home baby...

Answer 17 wav Size 29kb Flanders. Well how do ya diddly do...

Answer 18 wav Size 57kb 911. Thank you for calling 911...

Answer 19 wav Size 56kb Hesitant Man. Hello, there is no one there...

Answer 20 wav Size 52kb Spice Girls. If you wanna be my lover...

Answer 21 wav Size 78kb Rappin. Yo, what's up how ya doing...

Answer 22 wav Size 20kb Bubba Fat Xss. Hello this is Bubba...

Answer 23 wav Size 78kb Clint Eastwood. There is no one here but...

Answer 24 wav Size 98kb Elvis Presley. Hey baby, listen...

Answer 25 wav Size 65kb Egor. Greetings this is Egor...

Answer 26 wav Size 15kb Harry Connick JR. Hi, this is...

Answer 27 wav Size 66kb Hello, hello, oh hi...

Answer 28 wav Size 38kb Audrey Hepburn. I'm answering this phone for my...

Answer 29 wav Size 17kb Hello, i'm home right now but...

Answer 30 wav Size 51kb Boris Karloff. I'm frightfully sorry...

Answer 31 wav Size 48kb Learn Japanesse. Thank you for calling learn...

Answer 32 wav Size 48kb Pot Smokers. The number I have just smoked...

Answer 33 wav Size 50kb Shirley Temple. Singing...

Answer 34 wav Size 52kb Singing. Oh I wish we could stop and take...

Answer 35 wav Size 54kb Singing. We're sorry we're not home right now...

Answer 36 wav Size 42kb Wanker. My name is John...

Answer 37 wav Size 23kb Alice Copper. Hello you rotten little blood...

Answer 38 wav Size 43kb Cheech. Oh man thank you for calling...

Answer 39 wav Size 37kb Columbo. Excuse me but I don't mean to...

Answer 40 wav Size 24kb Garfield. Hi, this is Garfield...

Answer 41 wav Size 71kb Hannible Lecter. Silence of the lambs...

Answer 42 wav Size 62kb Heaven. Hello heaven here...

Answer 43 wav Size 80kb Hi, you are our one millionth caller...

Answer 44 wav Size 47kb Howard Stern. Hi, you have reached the right house...

Answer 45 wav Size 40kb Irish man. Hello, are you calling me...

Answer 46 wav Size 39kb Kermit the Frog. Testing, 123...

Answer 47 wav Size 15kb Michael Bolton. Hi, this is Michael...

Answer 48 wav Size 75kb Prozac and Exlax. Hi, I can't come to the phone...

Answer 49 wav Size 63kb Singing. Coca Cola...

Answer 50 wav Size 47kb Singing. If you really want to talk to me...

Answer 51 wav Size 10kb Speak.

Answer 52 wav Size 237kb Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pizza delivery...