Free Comedy Answering Machine wav sounds to download. Replacement answer machine message wav sound files.




Answer 01 File size 77kb Bob the burglar. The owner isn’t home right now…

Answer 02 File size 53kb Fluffy the kitten. This answering machine is wired…

Answer 03 File size 79kb Presidential chat line. One on one hot talk…

Answer 04 File size 54kb Bugsy. Oh hello, there is nobody home right now…

Answer 05 File size 41kb Message for the dog. Hi, I’m not here, please leave…

Answer 06 File size 48kb Message for the cat. Hi, I’m not able to come to the…

Answer 07 File size 23kb Suicide. Don’t bother leaving your name…

Answer 08 File size 84kb Queen. Bohemian Rhapsody…

Answer 09 File size 70kb The Queen. Her Royal Majesty…

Answer 10 File size 51kb Barbershop Quartet. Oh I wish we could stop and…

Answer 11 File size 63kb The Maid. Hello luv, mr and mrs can’t come to the…

Answer 12 File size 38kb You Dare. I beg your pardon, do you dare accost…

Answer 13 File size 51kb Mission Impossible. Hello caller, your mission…

Answer 14 File size 53kb Classy Lady. Shut up I’m on the phone…

Answer 15 File size 67kb Fred Flintstone. Listen you rock head…

Answer 16 File size 48kb Austin Powers. Like no ones home baby…

Answer 17 File size 29kb Flanders. Well how do ya diddly do…

Answer 18 File size 57kb 911. Thank you for calling 911…

Answer 19 File size 56kb Hesitant Man. Hello, there is no one there…

Answer 20 File size 52kb Spice Girls. If you wanna be my lover…

Answer 21 File size 78kb Rappin. Yo, what’s up how ya doing…

Answer 22 File size 20kb Bubba Fat Xss. Hello this is Bubba…

Answer 23 File size 78kb Clint Eastwood. There is no one here but…

Answer 24 File size 98kb Elvis Presley. Hey baby, listen…

Answer 25 File size 65kb Egor. Greetings this is Egor…

Answer 26 File size 15kb Harry Connick JR. Hi, this is…

Answer 27 File size 66kb Hello, hello, oh hi…

Answer 28 File size 38kb Audrey Hepburn. I’m answering this phone for my…

Answer 29 File size 17kb Hello, i’m home right now but…

Answer 30 File size 51kb Boris Karloff. I’m frightfully sorry…

Answer 31 File size 48kb Learn Japanesse. Thank you for calling learn…

Answer 32 File size 48kb Pot Smokers. The number I have just smoked…

Answer 33 File size 50kb Shirley Temple. Singing…

Answer 34 File size 52kb Singing. Oh I wish we could stop and take…

Answer 35 File size 54kb Singing. We’re sorry we’re not home right now…

Answer 36 File size 42kb My name is John…

Answer 37 File size 23kb Alice Copper. Hello you rotten little blood…

Answer 38 File size 43kb Cheech. Oh man thank you for calling…

Answer 39 File size 37kb Columbo. Excuse me but I don’t mean to…

Answer 40 File size 24kb Garfield. Hi, this is Garfield…

Answer 41 File size 71kb Hannible Lecter. Silence of the lambs…

Answer 42 File size 62kb Heaven. Hello heaven here…

Answer 43 File size 80kb Hi, you are our one millionth caller…

Answer 44 File size 47kb Howard Stern. Hi, you have reached the right house…

Answer 45 File size 40kb Irish man. Hello, are you calling me…

Answer 46 File size 39kb Kermit the Frog. Testing, 123…

Answer 47 File size 15kb Michael Bolton. Hi, this is Michael…

Answer 48 File size 75kb Prozac and Exlax. Hi, I can’t come to the phone…

Answer 49 File size 63kb Singing. Coca Cola…

Answer 50 File size 47kb Singing. If you really want to talk to me…

Answer 51 File size 10kb Speak